Floppa
This is big Floppa, he is a
HONOURABLE and PEACEFUL
soldier,
He loves hip hop music
(his favourite rapper is
daBaby)
and eating tons of
chicken and shrimp.
Sogga
This is Sogga, an
ancient trickster god.
He can twist himself
into a Möbius strip.
He is a bit silly and
a bit ironic.
He is a bit of a jester.
Bingus
AAAAAAAAAA BINGUS
ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO
LOOK INTO HIS EYES
HIS BRAIN IS SO SMOOTH
HE HAS NO CAPACITY
TO PREVENT HIMSELF FROM
HARMING YOU
Plinka
The glorious and
spectacular and amazing
Plinka is an underappreciated member
of the crew. There is no
Justification for this.
You will regret it.
Floppette
This is Floppette, Floppa's
girlfriend. She is a woman
and likes woman things,
such as wearing a
sweet little bow on her
sweet caracal head.
Baby Floppa
This is Baby Floppa, he is a
baby who likes to say
goo goo ga ga, he loves
Fortnite and cruelty.
Floppa had this baby
because he loved daBaby
so much.